A wonder, no wonder: Fish food!

A wonder, no wonder

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Fish food!

It's effing 1:30am.

I'm sitting on le throne de wisdom. (i.e. the toilet bowl)

I was reminded about something that I realised a few minutes ago while playing this game on my mobile. This game was about this fisherman and he was trying to 'hook' fish with his fishing rod. You hit the key and this hook goes downward in a line to try to hit a fish and then pull it up. It reminded me of what I said to Mark some time recently: "A good fish knows when to keep its mouth shut".

Now and again I think to myself, trying to find the basis and analyse the damn situation and find out what makes this "thing" tick. I realise that this... this.. "animal" is devoid of any socially acceptable mannerisms or behaviours. I find "it" having hidden agendas, having motives for doing things that are totally way beyond the realms of normal. I wonder why can't this "beast" keep its mouth shut? If "it" just ROC-ed (relax one corner) and kept quiet, sooner or later the annoying children poking "it" with a stick will go away. Instead, "orge" had to go open "its" mouth and start talking smack. I think so hard, ponder so deeply and realise.. It's all about the publicity after all. Also, maybe "it" has self esteem issues, just like a CCB (excuse the language). Disgusting, smelly and revolting on the outside, tender and vulnerable on the inside. Hmmmm.. on hindsight, bad example. But you catch the drift. I wondered how much time I wasted coming up with this theory... I glance up at the clock, wincing, bracing myself for bad news...

Oh great! I wasted 3 minutes. Not bad! Not worth wasting my time on ignorant scum of the earth... 3 minutes ain't bad after all! Hmmmmmm.. Ignorant..

Ignorant (def.):
1. Destitute of knowledge; uninstructed or uninformed; untaught; unenlightened.

He that doth not know those things which are of use for him to know, is but an ignorant man, whatever he may know besides. --Tillotson.

Powerful stuff. (Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary. MICRA, Inc) <- Citation somemore. Power.

Come some think of it, there is no cure for ignorance. Or for that matter, stupidity.

The Als, out.

posted by The Als @ 1:27 am

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