A wonder, no wonder: window washers

A wonder, no wonder

Friday, April 03, 2009

window washers

Interestingly enough, there are several important issues that have come up to date. Public raunchy raunchy at the beach(more on that soon), woman gets throw out of the window by husband and won’t press charges because she “can’t live without him”.

Well then. First bullet to come off my firing belt: Thanks a whole lot Rihanna. Your so called kiss and make up tactic with Chris Brown has made you the ultimate poster girl for beaten women everywhere. Thanks to you, you have empowered the men that choose to abuse and manifest their perceived superiority through violence. Thanks to you, you’ve just made women everywhere that much more weak. Spousal/ partner abuse has just gotten its free publicity and celeb endorsement. Well, thanks to you, the woman in Singapore who just got thrown out the window by her psycho husband is not pressing charges. One wonders. She says, and quote, “I can’t live without him”. Oh FFS please. I can’t honestly believe how pathetic some women have become these days. Years of past brought on the issue of women being in this predicament due to their low education status and thus there was this issue of, realistically speaking, being inferior in that aspect to the men. Hence, fine, can’t live without you. With these days of education being widespread and culture becoming more “refined” and modern, you still have these pathetic excuses for females running around telling men they can’t live without them. Yes, that’s despite the fact he threw her out of a bloody window.

Second bullet: Which reminds me, why are some girls just hopelessly attracted and in love with guys who are jerks? Puzzles me to no end. On one hand you have a guy who can offer you stability, security and respect. On the other, you’ve got a jerk who can yeah provide you security, maybe stability but gives you no respect. Well then, logically explain this to me please. So it’s the “bad boy” syndrome – the badder they are the more attractive they become? So, the ugly truth of this is that well, if you’re honestly getting into so many bad relationships, maybe it’s because you can’t pick the proper male material to make LIFE work. Unfortunately, reality is that LIFE IS REAL. Why bother going or getting wildly attracted to a guy who can’t respect you or even give you a good life? Baffling. Love doesn’t solve all problems unfortunately. There’s still the matter of “face”, bills, taxes, living expenses, NOT being beaten up, children, death, the family dog and yeah, new house, wedding dinner, whatnot. The study of male-female dynamics never ceases to amaze me. Seems some women would rather stick to a life of abuse, poverty and disrespect just so they can experience the false high of a “fairytale” marriage. “BUT I LOVE HIM!”. Yeah. Wait until he throws you out of a window.

(NOTICE) Over the next thousand episodes you read, you’ll notice this new feature called “MRT Watch”. This special column will document my journeys through the ever famous Singaporean public transport system: The MRT.

MRT Watch

Spotted: 1 homo, possibly psycho, possibly child rapist
Fashion watch: Homo was wearing a red fishnet “shirt”, jeans, boots and a trucker cap.
It’s interesting to see people like this appearing in the everyday rush hour. Probably going to report to his gay pub/club/spa/massage parlour. The fashion watch just gives gays a real bad stereotype. With a mean looking moustache, aggro beard and cap pulled over his eyes, he screams of “Child Rapist”.

Spotted: 1 psycho uncle
Fashion watch: Uncle shorts, uncle polo
An interesting thing about this man was the fact that his face looked like a combination of a gross lack of sleep and wanting to burst into tears. He boarded a packed bus 184, long bus, walked to the connecting area between the bus and the extra carriage and promptly squatted gob smack in the middle, clutching the pole. Obviously blocking everyone (and maybe a hint of an awfully pathetic attempt at an unskirt), he freaked out a girl (rather pretty one) enough for pretty ol’ her to quickly make her pretty way toward the back of the bus, right into the welcoming arms of the seat next to The Als. Yes, that’s what I’m here for: To protect pretty girls I don’t know from psychotic people I don’t know either. Did I mention the girl was pretty?

It’s not enough to have 4 armed guards walk through the MRT now and then. So many psychotic homosexual child rapists scaring pretty girls! I’m just one man, I can’t save all those pretty girls!

** Disclaimer: Writer has no, repeat, nada, repeat, NOTHING against homosexuals. He has a good number of gay individuals who are great friends with him. Writer is NOT a homophobe.**

posted by The Als @ 2:06 pm

0 Comments: