| Sunday, October 04, 2009 |
| The Scourge of Singapore |
My, my. Where do I begin? I called it. I freaking called it. Ris Low was gonna start some major chain reaction and I called it. I pride in being on of the first few to actually write about her even before the whole wave of newspaper and tv coverage came. (Yeah, like that's something to actually covet) Anyways, I'm glad I started the ball rolling with the "inside scoop" among my circle on friends, "early innovator", the early minority who are "in" before the rest of the people are. But ah well. Turns out that Ris Low, Miss Ris Low, our wonderful, excellent, EPITOME of Singaporean single ladies (all the single ladies, all the single ladies) has done in herself once again. Where do I even start?
Something..... you know...... BOOMZ
First she starts by insulting every little bit of the engRish language by yammering on about her bigini and her kahki green. I don't care that her chinese language is fluent and well spoken. I don't care if she can speak 10 languages other than english. English is the first language here, the most recognised, live with that fact. If we wanted a chinese/malay/tamil speaking Miss Singapore, we would have gone out and hired foreign talent like Singapore ALWAYS does.
Community Ambassadress 2009, Miss Lumiere Ambassadress 2009, Miss Best Dressed 2009, Miss Dazzling Eyes 2009, Miss Photogenic 2009, Miss Crowning Glory 2009, and Miss Best in Catwalk 2009 and finally Crowned Miss Singapore World 2009
Apparently she SWEPT the field at the Miss Singapore World pagent, bagging 8 (READ: 8!!!) awards, including eventual crown. Give me a break. Notice how all the awards were for her pretty face and none for "Miss Eloquent". If she bagged all those awards, I shudder to think if the rest of the contestants were really THAT bad.
Yellow Ribbon Project
Ris Low should be really glad that the government has been stepping up their yellow ribbon project publicity recently. The campaign talks about giving ex-convicts a second chance in life and to unlock the "second prison". Well. Good for Ris as she's been convicted of credit card fraud. 24 months probation.
Bipolar Disorder
Well, apparently Ris has been diagnosed for Bipolar disorder relating to Kleptomania. (Mental disease that causes a person to repeatedly steal things). This happened after being convicted and the whole saga started to spiral dangerously out of control. What next?
Miss Singapore World 2009 no more
Well, credit to her. After initially refusing to step down, she finally has. Not that it's a victory for anyone or anything like that, more so, it's more like a relief that Singapore will not be MISS-represented (excuse the pun) at the Miss World pageant held at South Africa.
4 weeks to find a replacement
Apparently, news reports say that ERM will take 4 weeks to find a replacement. Well, I can do them one better. Off the top of my head right now, I can think of at least 10 girls (I'm serious.) who are better than her and can more than represent themselves and Singapore. I took 45 seconds. ERM needs 4 weeks.
At the end of it all...
What's my point? At the end of this, what do I really want to get out of it? Well, my point is that this saga's over. Time to finally leave her alone. Time to get on with your damn life. She wants to change, she wants to stop. So, enough ridicule, we've all had our "fun". Ris, if you do happen to ever read this, I wish you nothing but the best in your life from here on end cause things can only get better from here on end when you're at the rock bottom.
P.S. Take english lessons baby.
Today's Song: War Machine - AC/DC
MRT Watch: 7.30am trains are the worst. Even sardines in a can have more room.
Confucius says: Man at airport who go through gantry sideways is going to Bangkok.
In totally unrelated news: Tips on becoming a better "free sample grabber":
1) Don't laugh uncontrollably when you go take the samples.
2) Don't poke and poke and poke multiple pieces of food on your toothpick. Poke two, three pieces in one shot
3) Don't walk around with crazed look in your eyes and toothpick(s) in hand
4) Don't hide behind people and giggle when you get your free sample
5) Pretend to be interested, then take your food, then casually walk away
6) Don't run away cackling in triumph when you manage to grab a bunch free samples
7) You have 2 hands, but use only 1 toothpick. Not one hand, one toothpick.
Ari, I hope this helps! Our very own lovable mooncake free sample yau gui |
posted by The Als @ 2:58 am  |
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| 7 Comments: |
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LOLOLOLOL about the tips on sample eating.
But you still so mean.
& pls lor. What MRT watch. YOU WOKE UP AT 11.20am today ok!!
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WA RAO EH, GOT TIPS SOMEMORE! KNS LA YOU ALSON!
but then again, that bloody made me laugh like hell la can! laughing at myself. COCK LEH. ROFL.
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Hi, i happened to stumble upon ur blog. and thanks for the sampling tips. Haha. It's helpful. x)
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Ari! Not my fault la! Who asked you??
You must learn from me.. Your aunty level still not high enough yet...
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Hi MunTeng!
Hahaha thanks for visiting and you're welcome! Hahaha you're more than welcome here anytime. :)
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LOLOLOL! Cackling!! how apt!
I hope we belong to four of the ten girls u thought of in 45 seconds! (reen, me, mel and ari, ari might be too fatah! =p)
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Ima gonna leave the list off 10 girls off the top of my head as initials, to be politically correct:
1) GN
2) CT
3) JX
4) AS
5) AT
6) ML
7) JM
8) CT
9) CY
10) SC
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LOLOLOLOL about the tips on sample eating.
But you still so mean.
& pls lor. What MRT watch. YOU WOKE UP AT 11.20am today ok!!