Hello my beloved students, your all knowing Master of Alsonism is back to teach and enlighten!
Here are my teachings about life and living that I wisely impart to my loyal students: (and other random tidbits)
- There is no purpose without meaning. I.e., if there is no meaning to life, then there is no purpose for you to live isn't it?
- Does a color exist if there is no word for, or to describe a color? Does the color orange exist if there is no word for "orange"?
- If you start something with someone, be sure you got the moxy to actually finish it.
- "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Jr. (ARGHHHH 2 page evaluation on Martin Luther King's speech!!)
- Ever wondered what armpit hair is used for?
- "You are supposed to change the world. The world isn't supposed to change for you." - The Als
- "Opinions are like mobile pones.. everyone has one. Some are really useful, some only look good on the outside, some are useless, some are old and some are modern." - The Als
- What the hell is "BOOMMS?"
- Why do men have nipples? We can't feed babies!
- Why are we called Singaporeans? Why couldn't it have been Singaporlese or Singapolish or even Singaporenese?
- Men have 3 types of tops: Shirts, T-Shirts and Singlets. Men have 3 types of bottoms: Jeans, Pants and Shorts Women have: Shirts, t-shirts, halter tops, spaghetti-strap tops, tank tops, tube tops, jeans, pants, shorts, skirts, miniskirts, tube dress, evening gown, sun dress, Capri pants.....
- For those who have watched X Men Origins: Wolverine,
Did you know that Wolverine screams: WAAARRRRRAGGGHHHH!!! - 6 times throughout the whole movie VICTORRRRRRR!!! - 5 times throughout the whole movie
- Dogs smell each other's asses for their equivalent of name, D.O.B, address, race and such. Thank God we as humans don't need to do that.
Today's Song: Feeling This - Blink 182
MRT Watch: One carriage smelt like pee today.. I wonder why...
Confucius says: There is a saying, young grasshopper: "Man with bird in hand is worth two in the bush." However, remember young grasshopper.. Man with bird in bush is probably urinating inside it.
In totally unrelated news: Mae Sta Maria! Mae Sta Maria!
