| Friday, July 10, 2009 |
| One big scare |
I woke up to the sound of the repeated "Ooooh Ooooh!-ing" of my mobile phone ringtone. Dragged my limp carcass to flip the phone open to see what damn time of the early morning it was. Well... it felt like it was early in the morning! I flipped open the phone only to find that the clock mocking displaying 2.26pm.. Dammit I felt like hell. AND I haven't been drinking. Nose running like tap I did a zombie-shuffle, a la the late MJ's Thriller video, to the toilet to look at myself in the mirror.
Ah crap. Speaking of the Thriller video, yeah. I looked like one of them zombies. My eyes were pretty glazed over as I stumbled from one position to the next. Well, with a minute of utter silence as I lay back down on my bed, the thought hit me: "Oh fuck. Please don't tell me I caught THAT flu."
That was nearly 12 hours ago. I'm not coughing so that's a good sign.. It's just a cold and I hope I'm not down with something big here. Well, one thing I can use that, IF (choy x1000000) I have it (choy x another 492347), is to go find those people I hate and spread some "love" to them bitches. Eat bio hazard mucus!
But seriously, if I am quarantined (choy x 34895734985) I've already thought of a survival list of things I can do in those 7 days, to keep myself from bashing my head into the wall repeatedly due to extreme boredom:
- Learn how to do a full backflip. Either I'll keep bashing my head on the ground or else I'd still be bashing my head on the wall.
- Memorize the entire bible.
- Study my Chinese. (Wow. I can't believe I thought of that.)
- Watch all the trilogy movies: The Matrix Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Terminator Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy(I, II, III), Original Star Wars Trilogy (IV, V, VI), The Transporter Trilogy, Ice Age Trilogy, Resident Evil Trilogy, Austin Powers Trilogy, Blade Trilogy, The Bourne Identity Trilogy, Jurassic Park Trilogy, Underworld Trilogy, Spiderman Trilogy, Scream Trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, Ocean's Eleven Trilogy, The Mummy Trilogy, Stewart Little Trilogy and the Mission Impossible Trilogy. (I'd be brain dead by then!)
- Learn dance moves for ALL the Mambo songs.
- Learn to do the Michael Jackson spin and moonwalk.
- Learn to write with my feet.
- Learn how to unhook a bra with one hand.
- Learn how the sacred, secret Japanese Assassin's art of throwing a toothpick through the skull.
- Learn 20 card tricks.
- Set the world record for longest Hokey-Pokey dance.
- Write a best selling novel.
- Attempt escape from quarantine centre a la PrisonBreak.
You never know.. maybe with that escape attempt, they'll throw me into prison! Then I'd have a real shitty 6 month "quarantine".
Today's Song: Everybody have fun tonight - Wang Chung
MRT Watch: Didn't ride the MRT today. All you lucky inconsiderate bastards dodged one today.
Confucious says: Man who can put fist in mouth is one fucking bored idiot with a big mouth.
In totally unrelated news: My hair gets cut later. Halleujah!
I don't think I have H1N1. Halleujah!
Jesus can change your class bidding and do miracles. Halleujah! |
posted by The Als @ 12:42 am  |
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You can think of studying chinese!!!
HALLELUJAH!!
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HAHAHA.. Who's bra are you going to use?? And are you gonna try practising by having the bra put on a pillow like in American Pie? And I like the one with the record for hokey-pokey dance. LOL. Chicken dance would be good too. =) - Shireen
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Nononnono! No chicken dance. I danced enough of that in Poly!! Bad memories... bad juju!
(Hey that bra and pillow idea ain't bad...)
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You can think of studying chinese!!!
HALLELUJAH!!