A wonder, no wonder: New Year, Old Reality

A wonder, no wonder

Sunday, January 10, 2010

New Year, Old Reality

Seconds ago it dawned on me that I'm hitting the big 2 - 5 this year.

I'm gonna be 25. What. The. Hell.

(I'm an old man now.)

WARNING: OLD ASS

25

YOU OLD SHIT.

25

YOU'RE OLD. NO MORE MEI MEIs

25

YOU ONLY CAN DATE OFFICE LADIES NOW

25

OR OLD WOMEN

25

THAT'S IT SIA

The Als is worth $540.10 today!

posted by The Als @ 10:14 am

5 Comments:

At 10:21 pm, Shireen said…

You shouldn't have mentioned anything about your age. Now, the whole world knows. Tsk! Should just go low profile. Anyway, you worth that much meh?? Who wants to pay for you sia.....
At 11:40 pm, The Als said…

Nono I'm worth much, MUCH more. heheh. It's not that no one wants to pay. It's that I'm worth too much until people can't pay for me.
At 12:47 am, Shireen said…

OMG! Did you just say all that?? I think it's more of a even if you're worth nothing, people still don't want. LOL!!
At 4:34 am, The Als said…

Denial is common when people are overwhelmed by a massive truth... :)
At 1:01 pm, Shireen said…

Yaya.. Go update your old, stale blog la!